About Me
Not to start off sounding negative, but wanted to get this out of the way...
I am open-minded but the following have always been a turn-off to me -
cbt, fisting, ws, scat, blood, intense pain, breath play, blood, gas masks, visible anus or rectum, leather.
Those probably aren't going to change anytime soon (except maybe for the leather thing). Now on to the stuff I do like!
First off, I'm 5'8 195 darkblonde hair, blue eyes. I guess I'm a cub type (I have some chub and I sport a goatee). I'm average looking (at least I think so), but I have a lot of good qualities - been told my eyes are pretty, and that I have a great bubble ass.
My kinks/likes/weird things that turn me on:
You know when the bullies get their comeuppance in a bad teen sex comedy and it's kinky and humiliating? That turns me on.
This profile is a little scattered. I have numerous kinks and I'm sure I could find something in common with many of the guys on here.
I have a blog. It should give ya some idea of what I'm into. Ask me for the URL.
My kinks are varied and cartoony and I guess weird.
A short list -
bondage, spanking, spandex, hazing, humiliation, face sitting, ridiculous or skimpy underwear (beefy dudes in thongs), lycra, lost bets, pantyhose, forced fem (it's now what ya think, no wig or makeup, just as a penalty, not that there is a thing wrong with it but I am not a CD), getting stuck, stripping, wedgies, identity theft (no, I don't mean you soc. number, keep reading)...there's more...
Here's some scenarios that would turn me on.
Firstly my favorite bondage/humil scenes in movies are:
Book of Love - when they make the kid into a human candle holder at Boy Scout Camp
A movie called The Hustler Squad (it's on YoUTube) - where an entire Army barracks is humiliated by being tied up and stuck in different ways.
Bachelor Party - when they hang the dude out the window, and his bare buttcheeks keep pressing up against windows as he helplessly hangs there.
An old Steve Reeves movie (said Frank N. Furter) called Thief of Baghdad. a pompous prince and his page are shanghaied, stripped to their tights, bound and gagged, and end up hopping through the hallways to get to the throne room so someone can free them.
I like the idea of two dudes with their asses glued together having to try and get free or stumble around. And since I've been asked about this...this is probably just a fantasy and can't be done in real life without pain, so I assume it remains a fantasy.
I like creative frat hazing. Anything to do with guys' asses. Cherry race, paddling, Bombadier, etc.
One of my biggest unrealized fantasies is me and a buddy being tied up and humiliated by a third guy.
i love when security guards get stripped to their skivvies and stuffed in closets all tied and gagged in movies. And then the dude who overpowered em' pretends to be them with their uniform.
I love when dudes in movies and TV have to wear tights, bodysuits or zentai.
I like the idea of a thong as a humiliation uniform.
I like when guys lose bets and have to wear ridiculous costumes.
I like the idea of a guy getting his face and butt pied.
I think wedgies are erotic. I think dudes in pantyhose are, too. Especially if they don't want to be in em'.
My favorite gag is being tied up and someone sitting on my face - a butt gag.
The more creative, slapsticky, cartoony and mortifying the bondage - the better.
I am 50/50 when it comes to all of this...so - a switch.
Yes, I'm a little strange. If ANY of this appeals to you, do not hesitate to contact me. Trust me, I know how it reads. *blush* :/ It's not easy!
